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Women

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Men know that if a woman had to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she would probably save the infant's life, without even considering whether there were men on base.

Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, "Danger: Government Health Warning: Women can be dangerous to your brains, current account, confidence, razor blades and good standing among your friends."

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

It is silly for a woman to go to a male gynecologist. It is like going to an auto mechanic who has never even owned his own car.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

I want a guy that's sensitive and caring, and that loves cats. Unfortunately, most guys like that are gay.



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